Wednesday, November 12, 2003

top ten uses for a sandwich maker, shana alef

looking through my email, came across this list i wrote up one night:
10. melted cheese sandwich
9.  pizza re-heater
8.  omelet maker
7.  hair defrizzer
6.  peanutbutter and banana sandwiches
5.  door stopper
4.  lump at the foot of sara's bed that we leave to see how long it takes
her to clean her bed
3.  that thing we use to balance out the table in the beit midrash
2.  shoe dryer
1.  to cook every single meal we ingest in this hell hole we call our dorm

i think it was funnier then.

2 comments:

  1. 1. Sammy left...
    Wednesday, 12 November 2003 5:02 pm
    I think it's funny now, i have used one for most of those things.
    Shmu

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  2. 2. Dani Weiss left...
    Wednesday, 12 November 2003 6:19 pm
    thanks, shmu. you're so sweet. but it's not as funny as the list i wrote of the teachers and which drugs they are on. or should be.
    i'll post some more old stuff for you.

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