Mob of kids chase down suspicious stranger (courtesy fark)
This is what i hope to teach my kids to do - you think he's a child moletser? chase him down with your friends and your bat.
ok, no, really - i'd rather someone call the cops. but if i'm not around, hell yeah - my kids would kick his ass.
don't go chasing waterfalls. please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. i know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all, but i think you're moving too fast.
remember how we all loved that song?
i wrote a song. it's for josh, but dedicated to jess. she knows why.:
brdmstryx: i know g ril
brdmstryx: who smells
brdmstryx: liek broccoli
brdmstryx: she likes to sing
brdmstryx: and smell like
brdmstryx: broccoli
brdmstryx: i like to sing
Josh: that has got to be the WORST country song I've heard
brdmstryx: about her broccoli
Josh: choppin broccoli
brdmstryx: oh yay oh yay her broccoli broccoliiiii
Josh: choppin brocoola
brdmstryx: i like my song
brdmstryx: meredith looooooooves it
brdmstryx: she says it's so gooooooooooood
brdmstryx: she says you shoudl walk down to it
Josh: as if that'll ever happen
brdmstryx: and then i'll sing it
brdmstryx: i really like the part where it goes all high on the iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
brdmstryx: part
brdmstryx: yeah
was imbedding a 200,000 British poune diamond in the front of a car for a race.
another was putting on a broken bra with a wire poking out and biting me all day.
another was being up til 3 moving things when i have a final tonight.
i'm sure i'll think of more later. i'll let you know.
on the upside, after cleaning the kitchen here cause someone left an open can of tuna rotting in the fridge - my hands smell like clean carpets.
now every song i hear that i love i want played at my wedding. like 'behind blue eyes'. it's not my fault that most good music is depressing!
if you read avraham's blog, you'll know that we got beds. beds! i slept in my new bed last night. i felt like i was cheating for using it before avraham could use his, but oh well. i also didn't relish the thought of sleeping on the couch til we're married.
anyhow, dealing with consumers who want us to apologize for labeling mistakes made by the companies...
i have this great dream where i get to write the following:
yes, we're sorry that the company and the printer didn't put the D on the product that has buttermillk in it. we told them to, and they didn't. we found the product missing the D, so we told them to fix it.
you magically bought one of the few bottles remaining on the market without the D. maybe you should have asked us before you ate it with meat, hm?
(i mean, i am truly sorry that this person had to deal with this. but that 's why we release Kashruth alerts.) if you're gonna get all prissy about it, maybe try reading them in shul, or signing up for them to be emailed. then you would have known that we announced this 5 MONTHS ago.
no, you're right. it's our fault that you saw the same identical product, one with a D, one without, bought the one without, then checked the ingredients. We realize that if not for us, your kitchen would have never ever, not even once, had a mistake made in it.
- in the end, you know, i just apologize without the yelling at the person to try to take some responsibility for the Kashruth in their own home.
but for those who are still reading this - please check things before you buy them. if something doesn't look right, email us. please. that's what we're here for - to help you *before* you make the mistake.
well i hope neil young will remember
a southern man don't need him around anyhow.
sweet home alabama
where the skies are so blue!
sweet home alabama
lord i'm coming home to you.
now watergate does not bother me. does your conscience bother you? tell me true.
ahhhhhh............... classic rock.
From the Dilbert Newsletter 55.0
SCRANTON, PA – Nine-year old tabby cat, Tiger, sometimes known as
Tiger-boy, Ti-Ti or simply Mister T, steadfastly refuses to learn his
owner's name. Disgruntled former pet-lover Ted Buntkins is not amused,
complaining "He knows his OWN damned name. How hard is it learn MY name? For
crimminy sakes!" Animal experts confirm Buntkins' suspicions, pointing
out that to Tiger, Buntkins is just "that guy."
we have an apt!!!!!!!!
furniture's coming in on sunday, if anyone feels like helping us move stuff out of a truck. yay!!!!
more details to come later.
NEW YORK -- No matter how many dots he eats, Pac-Man never pukes.
Cab drivers and Chinese food delivery people on bikes don't threaten to squish the life out of him. Police curiosity isn't piqued when he scampers across the game board. And the virtual version of Pac-Man never gets winded and, as far as we can tell, has never had to battle a hangover while fleeing from ghosts in search of power pellets.
would you understand if i said that engagment has made me bi-polar?
i'm happier than i've ever been and always on the verge of tears.
i talk about death and i'm happy.
and now i have to get back to work.
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Woman Reportedly Bites Into Live Bullet In Hot Dog
for pictures go here
kinda scary, the bullet's huge
funny you mention it, cause we're definitely looking into Boca at some point, provided we start making money and can afford it.
beyond Boca, we're thinking of Mass, Ohio, maybe Philly... or elsewhere in Florida could work too.
Avraham's afraid of the West Coast - he thinks it's going to fall off.
And Mer - if you need to ask why it's funny that a Gush guy has beer, I have to commend you for not falling into the "believing in stereotypes" pit. yay!
k, now off to lunch to go buy HATS.
happy tomorrow birthday meredith!!!!!!!
dinner was lovely. : )
in news of the weekend, we now have beds, a couch, a table, a coffee table, a bedroom set, and a lot of clothes. and avs got a tallit and kittel. i'mnot sure how to spell that. kittle? no, ugh, puke.
now we need an apt, marriage license, and we're kinda set. oh, and responses to the invite would help, of course. the first batch went out last week, after the whole cutting 30 people frommy list hiccup which resulted in my crying at work.
joy
mmmmmmm. mac and cheese should be a staple on every diet
