yay scranton!

From the Dilbert Newsletter 55.0

SCRANTON, PA – Nine-year old tabby cat, Tiger, sometimes known as
Tiger-boy, Ti-Ti or simply Mister T, steadfastly refuses to learn his
owner's name. Disgruntled former pet-lover Ted Buntkins is not amused,
complaining "He knows his OWN damned name. How hard is it learn MY name? For
crimminy sakes!" Animal experts confirm Buntkins' suspicions, pointing
out that to Tiger, Buntkins is just "that guy."