i swear, they're trying to break my jaw. is it my fault that i have an oral fixation? so i chew gum incessantly. and then i try two pieces to make up for the flagging flavor, and i get misery. it feels like my jaw is about to pop off, i swear. this is crazy. but somehow the pain has become it's own pleasure, and this is sick and twisted and jesus i should go to sleep.
if you're from scranton, i just want to say for the record - andy ufberg is freaking hot.
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