Wednesday, October 13, 2004

fantasies at work

we are the jews who say - NI!

now go, bring us some shrubbery.

--  sadly i can't make the type on this page as high pitched as the voice in my head.  but it'd be so fun to run around the office right now, sneaking up on people, and saying...  NI!

6 comments:

  1. 1. 'A visitor' posted on the Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:15 am
    Two slices of the finest pizza TimeOut offers if you prance into Rabbi ____'s office tomorrow morning chanting "Ni."
    Me(r)

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  2. 2. 'A visitor' posted on the Thu 14 Oct 2004, 2:09 am
    It is certainly high pitched in my head, but I can't compare it to the voice in your head. In addition to this voice is laughter in my head.
    We want.. a shrubbery!
    MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
    He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
    He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
    Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

    He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
    Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
    To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
    And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
    His head smashed in and his heart cut out
    And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
    And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
    And his pen--
    SIR ROBIN: That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. Heh.
    Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
    Ha! I'm falling onto the floor laughing. Somehow hitting the floor has not stopped my laughter.
    Anyway, if I can code a link in here, you can check out the script for all of the funniness contained therein. If I can't, you be able to see where the link is anyway, but I'll look a bit silly.
    It's right here (http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/jermage/holygrail.txt)!
    Jeremy

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  3. 3. 'Jessica' posted on the Thu 14 Oct 2004, 2:56 pm
    Thanks for the link to the script. Now, I'm sitting in Constitutional Law class reading it instead of paying attention, and trying not to laugh or grin... I wouldn't want to attract the prof's attention. No one laughs in law school!

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  4. 4. 'A visitor' posted on the Thu 14 Oct 2004, 7:21 pm
    You're welcome.
    I'm good for amusement.
    Usually.
    Jeremy

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  5. 5. 'A visitor' posted on the Thu 14 Oct 2004, 10:23 pm
    Coming soon to Broadway -- Sir Robin and the chevra: http://www.nytheatre.com/nytheatre/spamalot481.htm
    Daniel

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  6. 6. 'A visitor' posted on the Fri 15 Oct 2004, 12:03 pm
    As is The Wall (http://www.rogerwatersonline.com/the_wall_on_broadway_press_scans.htm).
    Jeremy

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