there were frogs on his head and frogs in his bed

ah, but you will say to me: "they were not frogs.  and this is not passover."

and lo, i will reply to you: "correct.  they were earwigs and it was on Shabbat."

they've been invading slowly.  for a few weeks they were in he bathroom, only on the floor.  then they starting climbing up the toilet and into the paper towels.  last week i foud one on the toilet paper.

this week i found another on the toilet paper and one on the sink.

then i saw a cockroach of some sort which tried to kill me.

and this morning?  this morning i found an earwig on avraham's pillow and another on my blanket.  and lo, i looked up and they were crawling on the wall.  we packed up the baby and our stuff and headed over to shul where the unclean had not yet descended.

so.  the next time someone goes on about the hamptons, please do me a favor and kiss it.