Sunday, December 10, 2006

enough with the holiday spirit

out shopping today (gus needed a new car seat, other stuff, Avraham needed things as well).  all of New Jersey was closed.  explain?

 anyhow, in yonkers/scarsdale (can't tell the difference) someone in the best buy parking lot backed into our car.  avraham had just parked and gone in, i stayed with gus to hang out and let her eat.  once i knew she was ok, i jumped out and checked our car (heart pounding still from that wonderful feeling of 'oh, shit, my car's hitting the car in front of me and i know it's not on').  the car was fine, just a mark from the other car's paint.  point?  the other driver didn't even come over to check if we were okay!  he freaking BACKED into my CAR with my BABY inside of it!  schmuck - i hope your tree burns down and takes out all your gifts with it.  and you know that s/he is just the kind of person who would read this and shake his or her head and murmur "that's just not right, who would back into a car with a baby inside it and walk away?"  YOU, SCHMUCKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avraham suggested we take the air out of the guy's tires -  i was going to leave a note explaining the proper ettiquette (you know, stop, ask if we're okay, apologize for scaring the kid), but as i wasn't 100% on which car it was (otherwise there'd be a license plate number posted here), i let it go.  i mean, if i left it on the wrong car, could you imagine reading that you hit a aprked car with a baby inside it?  how awful would you feel if you thought you had hit someone and NOT noticed?  so, the potentially bad were let off the hook for the good of the normal people.

happy fucking holidays, yeh?

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