Tuesday, September 28, 2004

that feeling

dale earnhardt believes that his father (dale earnhardt Sr.) helped saved him from a car crash

for those who don't know, Sr. died 3 years ago.

"I had my ... PR man ... by the collar screaming at him to find the guy that pulled me out of the car," recalls Earnhardt. "He was like, 'Nobody helped you get out,' and I was like, 'That's strange because I swear somebody ... had me underneath ... my arms and was carrying me out of the car.' I mean, I swear to God."

Monday, September 27, 2004

just pee on a stick

*every* day i'm convinced that i'm pregnant.  whole multitude of reasons, of course.  today it was slight nausea and bloatedness, which are obviously the main signs.  other brilliant "symptoms" i have displayed thus far:
back pain
crankiness
sensitive chest area
a 'feeling'
more nausea

my (other newly married female) friends tell me that i'm not the only one.  suddenly we're all having late periods, weight gain, and weird cravings.

what a way to spend an evening:

Remove Overcap. Simply hold the test stick by the Thumb Grip and place
the Absorbent Tip in your urine stream for 5 seconds. Lay the test
stick down on a flat surface with the Result Window on the clear side
facing up. You may soon see a pink color moving across the Clear Top to
indicate that the test is working. Read your result at 3 minutes.
Follow the complete instructions inside box.
First Response Pregnancy Test Results
Pregnant - Two Pink Lines in the Result Window . One line may be lighter than the other.

Not Pregnant - One Pink Line in the Result Window

today i thought "if i were just pregnant, the guessing would be over..."

bloggity bloggity bloggity

so many movies.

mystic river
kill bill 1
calendar girls
master and commander
kill bill 2
soul plane
sweet sweetback's baadasssss song
yellow submarine
thin man
mean girls

and there will be more coming soon.

any requests?

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

as if i wouldn't know

voicemail, 9/21/04, 4:47 PM
"Hey, honey, it's Avraham"

so cute

get cracking

Starbucks has been reticent to certify the Frappiccino mix, because it does not perceive a demand to have it certified as Kosher. If people contacted Starbucks asking them to make the Frappiccino mix kosher, there is a good chance that they will certify their mix.