Oh shit

I walked into our room today in response to Fred freaking out and found her lying on the floor, very neatly placed in the middle of some clothes.  I yelled to Avs 'Why did you put the baby on the floor?"  He said "What are you talking about?"  I said "Oh, shit."

She scooched backwards (on her back) down between two pillows, around the other stuff we cleverly placed between her and the edge, off the side of the bed, and a few feet on the floor before she started crying.  Ayiyi.