ah, office life

Sorry to inform everyone regarding the lack of heat in our offices.

The message early this morning from the building personnel:

 

            "Heating units are in the process of being repaired.  It may take a few days for the heat to be working properly."

 

I suggest that those people finding the temperatures in our offices uncomfortable, be prepared and dress accordingly.

Perhaps dressing in layers and using a personal individual heater will be helpful. 

I have just been informed that preparing the building's heating system is a big project;  therefore, exactly when it will be in working order is not yet known. 

sox

0-1 varitek.
line drive caught by jeter.

trot.  what kind of name is trot? 0-1.  gordon's licking his fingers.  just pitch!  2 out.

pokey reese.  PLEASE be the best hitter ever.  0-1.  pokey, pokey, poeky, pokey.  0-2.  chasing the fastball.  pain.  1-2.  inside corner.  11th inning.  i might puke.

12:20

10th inning is about to start.  ortiz must feel like crap.

bernie williams is up now.  please let him strike out.  for the sake of myself, my heart, my marriage, all of boston...  strike 2!  come on now BoSox.

what is rivera thinking right now?

1-2.  2-2.  my heart rate is terrifying.  foul.  come on, bernie, admit that you're old and give up.
i'd love to see jeter cry right now.

fouled off the tip.  exquisite torture.  nixon catches it in mid right field.  i'm still breathing.

gorge is up.  why gorge?  cause george spelled jorge looks dumb.  just trust me. 1-0.
in air to center, damon -- 2 out.

sierra.  sounds like a vacation or a club.  1-0.

they say embry's breaking ball is flat.

1-1.
at least i haven't seen that damn scooter ball all night.  1-2.  can't get excited.  have to wait and watch.  and pray just a little.  is god a red sox fan?
foul
1-2, 1-2.  my stomach hates that.  so does fenway.

shit

sierra, 2 out single.  broken bat.  tony clark.

RBI 1.  error last inning.  maybe it helped wear out rivera?
2-0.  !? 2-1, thank you God.

DAMON!!!!!!!!!!!!

sox are up.  i'll be back after commercials.

black cats, you say

i don't know if i shoud be proud or sad that my local news network from scranton just made it to fark.

ah

the real reason i live in washington heights:  it allows for baseball fan-dom freedom.

Go Red Sox, GO!

head's up

i forgot to mention - there's a vodka on the market, uncertified, made from grapes.

normally unflavored vodka is not a problem, but this vodka is due to stam yaynom issues.

it says clearly on it that it's made from grapes, so just check bottles of new brands before you buy them.

and drink up!!!!!

fantasies at work

we are the jews who say - NI!

now go, bring us some shrubbery.

--  sadly i can't make the type on this page as high pitched as the voice in my head.  but it'd be so fun to run around the office right now, sneaking up on people, and saying...  NI!