Now that I've given birth and can resume some mildly alcoholic behaviors, I know *exactly* what I want: Johnnie Walker Blue Label King George V Edition. As my member email from Johnnie Walker says (yes, really), "This spirit is handcrafted from rare whiskies produced only in distilleries operating during the reign of King George V. Experience the ultimate luxury of a blend that can never be reproduced. Less than 10,000 bottles are available in the US this year."
Exclusive *and* tasty!